We've shown you our pick of the most stylish kits ever, but now it's time to see how 2014's versions stack up. Natch, it's a bit of a mixed bag: England's dull all-white effort is reminiscent of a '50s public school PE kit; Japan are offering an eye-wateringly high-vis away top; and Colombia have leapt aboard the social-media bandwagon with an on-shirt hashtag.
On the plus side, there's Mexico, with its retro '80s zig-zags making it the hipster's choice. Italy have gone all sharp and sophisticated with a cheeky Italian flag detail on the inner collar, while Iran have stuck a bloody great cheetah on their shirts. Grrr!
But, we hear you ask, which tops are the very best? Well, we've only gone and ranked them.