No festivals for you this summer? Dry your tears! Thanks to the ASOS Sale, we've got a bunch of badass band T-shirts now available for less than the price of a pint of warm beer and a burger of dubious origin.

So grab one of these bad boys, stand in the backyard, stick some tunes on and imagine yourself cheering on your musical idols at the festival of your dreams. Where else you can (pretend) watch a line-up featuring Gorillaz, New Order, Roxy Music, a reformed Guns N' Roses and a frankly resurrected Biggie Smalls?