You know what your 2014 is already missing? A Kanye calendar…with inspirational (read: ridiculous) quotes and really, really adorable pugs. The geniuses at Meet the Pugs, a creative group specializing in all things pug related, came up with this—and we're forever grateful. Even if you aren't president of Yeezy's fan club, his goofy, conceited proclamations (ahem, "My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live") will brighten your day. And if that doesn't do it, you can always count on pugs. Always. You have four days left to snag this on Kickstarter...what are you waiting for?