We thought we'd have to wait until next week for Miley Cyrus' album Bangerz, but thanks to an iTunes stream last night, we heard it in full and it's beyond. Packed with hip-hop beats, country twang and some majorly revealing lyrics (she finally alludes to her dramatic split with Liam Hemsworth), it's a winner. You can love her or hate her, but there's no denying that Miley is completely herself on these tracks. In fact, we can even see her incorporating some of the lyrics into her daily life, which is why we've reimagined them as text messages to her proud papa, ex Liam, and her new gal pal Britney Spears. No, we weren't lucky enough to get access to Miley's iPhone (can you imagine?!), but we think it would look something like this...