Stop. The. Presses. Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes have stolen the spotlight from London Fashion Week and are the parents of a brand new baby girl, according to Us Weekly. Apparently, their daughter (who is likely the most genetically blessed child in all of the land) was welcomed last Friday — so kudos to the mega-star couple for somehow keeping it all under wraps. Well, it's official: he is really off the market. Sigh. At least we have years of "Gosling looking hunky on the playground" photos in our future. (Oh, and quick disclaimer: this image is from their film The Place Beyond the Pines.) Congrats, you two!