We have some news that'll only exacerbate your Tuesday blues, thanks to the friendly folks at Page Six. Apparently — apparently! — your imaginary BFF (J-Law), your imaginary BF (Harry Styles), and the woman who has helped you through many a bathroom-floor sob session (Adele) all hung out without you, and had a really fun time. The short-but-telling piece on the private party specifies that the three were sighted at Craig's in LA, where they were "laughing, having an amazing time, being loud and throwing olives at people walking by." No. Please excuse us while we cannot even digest this information.