The trailer for Lost River, Ryan Gosling's directorial debut, has dropped online… and it's insane. If you were expecting something Notebook-esque with ample Ryan screen time, then this isn't it. Sorry. Your imaginary boyfriend is set to show off his writing and behind-the-camera chops in this feature, which, according to IMDB, tells the story of "a single mother swept into a dark underworld, while her teenage son discovers a road that leads him to a secret underwater town." Say what?! Starring Christina Hendricks (as the leading lady), Saoirse Ronan, Matt Smith (hello Doctor Who) and Ry's baby momma Eva Mendes, Lost River is out in the US in April. Anyway, we won't keep you any longer. Watch this and see if you can decipher what's going on…

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